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ohmysprinkles:

little-lunar:

stealingfirefromprometheus:

Can I just reblog this again because this is beautiful.

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I FOUND IT THANK YOU

allonsy-oswald:

wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

In England we say “never eat shredded wheat” 

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

teamladsximpala:

arthurkirklandofficial:

kyriankreep:

mollyiscoolokay:

The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

#the dfs sale is still on though

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i dont know whats happening in this post

orsowethought:

horrible histories vs. original

(Isaac and Gus are just casually playing video games)
(Gus whips out a cigarette)
Isaac: Dude, you smoke in the house my mom will be pissed. She's afraid I might get cancer or something. (smirks at his own joke)
Gus: I'm not lighting it.
Isaac: What?
Gus: It's a metaphor.
Isaac: Oh God, not this again. (Pauses game) Can't you just write poetry like a normal pretentious teen.
Gus: I can't write.
Isaac: That's probably for the best, actually.
Gus: Can you unpause the game?
Isaac: Will you tell me what the oh so beautiful metaphor is.
Gus: You put the thing that can kill you between your lips, but you never light it. You never give it the power to kill you.
Isaac: Do you just keep a notepad next to you while you watch Soap Operas, or are you too busy jacking off to them.
Gus: This is a good metaphor!
Isaac: Like that one about crushing all flowers because they look as beautiful dead as alive?
Gus: I-
Isaac: Or when you walked around wearing a sock on your head to prove that the reverse works as well?
Gus: Well-
Isaac: Or that one time-
Gus: Would you just let me do my freaking metaphors?
(Isaac smirks and turns back to the game)
Isaac: Well, I guess if you want to put a fag between your lips, that's your business. No judgment.
(Gus throws a pillow at Isaac, and they both laugh and resume the game)